Author: Guy

Mr Sword held up the obsidian sword in front of his face. The blade was perfectly polished reflecting the dwarf’s face. Mr Sword squinted into his reflection through the spectacles he was wearing. He adjused his fake moustache. “Yes, this is good” Mr Sword brushed his hair and replaced his hat. “No one will ever…

Greeting stranger. The name’s Pete – Scurvy Pete. But please, no need for formalities. You can just call me “Scurvy”. Take a seat stranger. Share some grog. Did you know that I wasn’t always “Scurvy Pete”? No, that’s not the name my parents gave me. I was once “Peter Longfellow”. Peter Longfellow was a merchant.…

“I’m going to go check on the guards!” Camelot stood and exclaimed. Some of the other council members looked up. “You’re going to go start training them?” Clink asked. “Oh uh yes, yes” the dwarf nodded. “The Pretorian Guard.” “Good. You should teach them that move. You know – the spinning one.” “Definitely.” Camelot scurried…

[A tale of intrigue, battle, and love by Swordmaster Camelot] Chapter 1: The Great Underground City “Dwarves are creatures of stone — we have no place under the sun.” ~ Tain, king under the mountain (exiled). My name is Swordmaster Camelot. I first mastered the sword at the age of eight. At the time I…

We sailed with Captain Luca Blackwell, A boss, a fighter, a father, The proud owner of a caravel, A good man and gentle lover. His caravel was called The Walrus — ‘Twas there that Luca introduced us. Six mercenaries Luca hired. First came the goblin named Gritgoz He joked a lot and owns a spider.…

“The mimic octopus… is a noble animal.” Shibol talked as they walked through the moonlit barley field “The mimic octopus is even more noble than the Pacific striped octopus, more noble than even the blanket octopus. The mimic octopus is the most noble of all the octopi, and therefore the most noble of all creatures.”…